My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke plays on two meanings of "miss." The ex-girlfriend is feeling sad about the breakup (she "misses" the dude). But the dude is also glad that she's a terrible shot so she can't physically "hit" him. Get it? She's probably mad because you're not very smart.