How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights
I was beefin wit a dude and a wheel chair so I took his wheel chair and threw it across the street and told him walk it off u will be fine
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin? Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street",
I saw a fat dude wearing a shirt that said "guess" I said 215kg, he didnt find it as funny
A white dude walks up to a muslim and says "so you're an indian?" and the muslim says "no brotha, i'm not 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
I was walking down the street when I saw this dude just viben, he was telling ever guy that walked by if his dick was bigger then theirs they have to give him 50 bucks long story short I walked away with 100 bucks that day
Sans:Zzzzzzzz Papyrus:SANS WAKE UP!! Sans:What is it dude? Papyrus:A human has fallen from the surface world! Sans:And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Hey dude can you speel ihop. Sure man. I H O P. Wait you ate my pee!!!
dudeeeeeeeeeee if u stabe a cereal box will that make u a cereal killer?
what do you call dude that is always high and gets higher then everyone else in the family the alpha pot head
Why’s bbc called bbc?
The dude’s shlong gets bigger everytime he says n-
“Guys! Let’s hang out after school!” Dude named Guys: Dude named Out: Dude named School:
I drew a fist on a body and then i drew a guy saying to him "that dude's a knucle-head!"
I hate 9/11 jokes...They always crash and burn like dude its not funny?
Some dude called me a tool
So later I got hammered and nailed his gf.
Guess he was right :/
credit to funnydude from laugh factory website lol
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: you’re the bomb! The explosive dude says: wow that was Whitty
“Dude come here and see a rabbit!”
“Ok!”
“Are u ok man?”
“Yeah I’m fine”
“Dude pull your pants back up!
Best friend: dude your sister is hot i’d Hit that
Me: already did SWEEETT HOMMEE ALABAMA
I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$
I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$
