Skill jokes
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Yo son so excellent, he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
bro what?
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Jesus could walk on water, and Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Q: Why are most Americans bad at chess?
A: Because they lost their Twin Towers.
The terrorists suck at [something]. They lost two times to the Twin Towers? Like, how do you land so far from it? One of them landed in a field.
In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.
What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.
From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.
With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.
The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.
Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.
But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.
Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.
So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.
So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.
You suck harder than a vacuum ever will :)
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Deaf people suck lots of dicks.
They can't hear!
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.