Skill

Skill Jokes

Hand Job

"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."

Dart

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.

Day

Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.

Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.

Falco: Wat...

Light

Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.

People

There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.

Grandpa

My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.

Rapper

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Rapper

Why don't rappers ever get LOST?

Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills).

Marriage

A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!

Rapper

What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?

"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"

Rapper

Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?

To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!

Rapper

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he knew how to count his bars!

Rapper

Why was the rapper always calm during a storm?

Because he knew how to RIDE THE FLOW.

Mom

"If you're good at something, never do it for free."

Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.

Rapper

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!