"When I was a child, my blind mother taught me hand jobs, like carpentry and painting with her legs."
Did you know I can't count to whatever number is after 4?
At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.
On a related note, I suck at darts.
Falco: Dreaming of a day when I don’t hear people say I’m a knockoff Fox, knockoff Fox.
Fox: Dreaming of a day when you die in a fire and I get all your aerial skills.
Falco: Wat...
Today I'm attaching a light to the ceiling, but I'm afraid I'll probably screw it up.
I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.
There's only 3 types of people: the ones who can count and the ones that can't.
My Grandpa killed 30 Air Force pilots in WW2. He was a very bad mechanic.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
Why don't rappers ever get LOST?
Because they always find their way with their GPS (Great Poetic Skills)
Why did the rapper go to school?
To master the art of RAP-LETICS!
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What did the rapper say to his broken pencil?
"You're just not SHARP enough for my lyrics!"
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Time to play guitar!
*absolutely shreds*
One reason I like to tell riddles is because they help with critical thinking skills.
In pixels and polygons, a virtual realm unfolds, A battleground where warriors gather, young and old. A game of wits and strategy, a dance of skill and might, Behold the phenomenon, the world of Fortnite.
What is Fortnite, you ask, this digital sensation? A realm where dreams are forged, in endless animation. A world of endless possibilities, where heroes rise and fall, A tapestry of triumph, where victory calls.
From humble beginnings, a storm begins to brew, A hundred souls drop down, with dreams anew. An island vast and varied, a landscape to explore, From verdant meadows to urban cities, the battles roar.
With pickaxe in hand, we gather resources with haste, Wood, metal, and stone, the foundation of our base. We build and we craft, constructing our fort, A fortress of defense, where enemies are fought.
The storm looms ever closer, a force we can't deny, Pushing us closer together, as time quickly flies. We strategize and plan, our tactics ever shifting, In this ever-shrinking world, our spirits uplifting.
Weapons and loot, scattered throughout the land, We arm ourselves with firepower, take our final stand. Shotguns, rifles, explosives, and more, In this game of survival, we even the score.
But Fortnite is more than just a battle royale, A canvas for creativity, where imaginations set sail. From creative mode to party royale, a world of endless fun, With friends and strangers, united as one.
Yet amidst the chaos, let's not forget, Fortnite is but a game, a virtual vignette. For beyond the pixels and the storms that rage, Lies a world that beckons, beyond the digital stage.
So let us embrace the joy that Fortnite brings, A tapestry of moments, where victory sings. For in this realm of pixels and dreams, Fortnite shines bright, a testament it seems.
So gather your friends, embark on this quest, In the realm of Fortnite, put your skills to the test. For in the end, it's not just about the game we play, But the bonds we form, as we dance and slay.
