Two kids were beating up a kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
What's the difference between meat and fish?
If you beat your fish, it'll die.
A penis has a sad life. His hair is a mess. His family is nuts. His neighbor is an asshole. His best friend is a pussy. And his owner beats him.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
whats a child abusers favorite song
JUST BEAT ITT
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.
Q: What’s the difference between me and cancer? A: My dad didn’t beat cancer...
Friend:How dark is your humor? Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
Why does the heart ♥️ listen to music 🎶 a lot? Because it loves feeling the beat.
what did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say
beat it. we're closed
What do you call a cow that’s beating his meat; beef stroganoff!
I started beating my washing machine beacause it wasn't working, my wife started crying.
I do t get why cancer is so hard to beat. I’m already on stage 4
What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad my stepdad did it beat cancer
There's nothing else that can beat up dog
What's up dog?
Just my depression!
What is the difference between your dad and a video game? Your dad doesn’t beat you
What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?
"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat”
