What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben-- but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.
They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.
"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldnβt understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"
She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' Iβm like, hellooooo! Itβs only 25 cents!"
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.