My life
Tell me when you get it
My life
Tell me when you get it
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath.....when all of a sudden.....I felt a tap on my shoulder.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...
<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*
Now 14y.o. : Oh...
I remember the first time I went to one of Luis Fonsi's concerts... I wanted to commit DEATHpacito so badly.
Little Jonny tried phone sex but the holes was too small.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1 ply toilet roll