Experience

Experience Jokes

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man better than another heterosexual man? experience

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common? You were bloody and battered but at least you're dad came.

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A 10y.o. : I don't want to smile without having a reason to. People shouldn't think I'm happy 24/7. A 10y.o. week later: Damn... my life is shitty...

<2y. later> 12y.o. : What is de-pre-ssion? *googles it*

Now 14y.o. : Oh...

The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her "Don't worry I used to work with kids."

Friend: did your tattoos hurt Me: nah not really Friend: What did they feel like Me: 7th grade Friend:😢😢😨😰😰😰😨

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood