Experience jokes
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?
The hole experience.
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.
How does an artist fill in a CV?
He draws on experience.
I got sad today.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.
I hear scientists have been experimenting with a new diet at Cornell University: just straight meat for 7 hours a night, all night long, with a side of alcohol to keep the shop open.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
I had fun.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
Anyone remember the following?
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
Interviewer: What are your strengths?
Interviewee: I fall in love easily.
Interviewer: And your weaknesses?
Interviewee: Those beautiful green eyes of yours...