Experience

Experience Jokes

Sex

What's the best part of having sex on a golf course?

The hole experience.

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  • Bone

    Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!

    Scuba Diving

    I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

    It was a breathtaking experience.

    Big Ben

    At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!

    Sky Diving

    Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

    Friend: No.

    Me: Well don't, it sucks.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

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  • Brojob

    Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

    Experience.

    Suicide

    I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.

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  • Nightmare

    I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.

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  • Orphan

    Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.

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  • Orphan

    Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

    Drug Dealer

    I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

    Broccoli

    Broccoli is like anal sex.

    If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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  • Quarterback

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

    They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

    After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

    She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

    Murder

    Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.

    Night

    I had a terrifying experience last night. I was alone in the house having a bath... when all of a sudden... I felt a tap on my shoulder.