Experience

Experience Jokes

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun but at the end I ran out of oxygen. It was a breathtaking experience.

I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"