Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, you chucklehead! You really thought that orphans not knowing "home" is a valid reason why they can't hit a ball? You do realize that the "home" in baseball is a place on the field, right? You should stick to reading those 'I can read' books, bud.