Q. Why couldn't Terri Schiavo give good blow jobs?
A. She didn't know how to swallow.
Terri Schiavo's Blow Job Skills
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you absolute donut. This joke is dark. Terri Schiavo was in a vegetative state. Get it? Like, she couldn't swallow? You probably can't either, given how much you seem to choke on basic concepts.