Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like
I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.
I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.
"Hey, today was great."
"What happened?"
"I ran into my ex today."
"What's so great about that?"
"I was in my car."
i just found out my ex got stabbed today....lets just say i lost my job as a butcher
Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂
What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex's perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.
I hate family reunions
I see too many of my ex’s there
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
My Ex wife still misses me, but her aim is getting better! Gravity Falls Suckers
My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter
Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.
if u tell a girl there pretty they wont believe u if u tell them their ugly their never forget it....
elephants never forget.
My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.
