Doctor

Anonymous

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

Bus

The Special

Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver

Aloneness

wwut

I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in room filled with all of my ex’s, so I was completely alone.

3

Lost

Anonymous

i just found out my ex got stabbed today…lets just say i lost my job as a butcher

Car

Anonymous

“Hey today was great” “What happened” “I ran into my ex today” “What’s so great about that?” “I was in my car”

Girlfriend

Anonymous

I’ve been looking for my ex girlfriend’s killer for the past two years. But no one would do it.

Difference

Bennyysbanter

What is the difference between a coconut and your ex? One is fun to knock down by throwing rocks at the other one is a coconut.

2

Cousin

Anonymous

the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂

Puns

punny

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

3

Smell

boopadoopadudat

I was walking down the street when i thought i smelled my ex’s perfume, turns out i was standing in front of a fish market.

0

Woman

Anonymous

A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says “This is your last wish so really make this one count.” The guys says “Well I’ve always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands.” The Genie says “That is asking for quite a lot and I’m not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you’d want?” The guy says "Well I’ve been married and divorced three times, and I just can’t understand what I’ve been doing wrong. I’ve given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says “Do you want a three or four lane highway?”

3

Divorce

Anonymous

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

Sadness

Just A Joke

Today my EX got trampled by a bunch of horse and sadly I lost my job as a horse trainer.

1

Puns

Sans

My ex-wife still misses me… BUT HER AIM IS GETTIN BETTER!

Blood

Anonymous

My Smoothie Ingredients -Bananas -Strawberry -The Blood of my ex -Peanut Butter

4

Bullying

Anonymous

My ex-wife was deaf. She left me for a deaf friend of hers. To be honest, I should have seen the signs.

Drug

Anonymous

Gf- You are a drug. Bf- Why cause you are addicted to me? Gf- No, because you are number one most wanted in Montana.

Puns

My ex

My ex still misses me… But her aim is getting better every time!

Puns

Anonymous

Today was a bad day. First My ex got hit by a bus. Then I lost my job as a bus driver

Car

Hehe

2 friends are talking and the one says, “I had a good day today, I ran into my ex.” The other guy replies, “How is that good?” The Friend says, “I was in my car.”