What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill Ming.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!
What do u call a orphan taking a family photo? A Selfie
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.
Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!
How do you know when you're disliked?
When they always give you the camera for group photos.
You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says, "Cut."
