What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
are you a camera? because every time I look at you I smile
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
When and orphan takes a pic is it known as a family picture 📸
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Emos do take shots of themselves .. not with a camera tho
What do u call a orphan taking a family photo? A Selfie
how do you know when you're disliked? when they always give you the camera for group photos
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
last christmas i took a picture of your mom
Its still printing
My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
When the emo girl is in a movie and the director says cut
I photo bombed someones selfie and then they yelled "Why would you do that i was trying to take a family photo!"
The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
Overall, I'd say my career as a photographer has been a bit of a blur.
You know you’re not liked when you get handed the camera every time they take a group photo.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan?
Because it has no home button.
