Camera jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?

Phill Ming.

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.

Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?

Because they're recording.

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

What do you do when an orphan takes a family photo?

A selfie.

When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.

It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

What do you call an orphan taking a family photo?

A selfie.

How do you know when you're disliked?

When they always give you the camera for group photos.

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

A team of cops and a news reporter are at a home where a violent crime has been committed. The head news reporter, in front of the camera, says, "A woman in this house has killed her husband because he stepped on the floor while she was mopping." He then turns around and asks a cop, "Has the woman been arrested yet?" The cop replies, "Not yet, we're waiting for the floor to dry."

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.

Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.

It's still printing.