Camera

Camera Jokes

Phone

Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

Mom

Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.

Single

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

Guy

I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.

It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.

Emo

Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.

Friend

Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.

Red Dot

Be careful, everybody, I have a red dot on my forehead, so I can record everybody!

Photo

How do you know when you're disliked?

When they always give you the camera for group photos.

Role

I was in an audition for the lead role of movie "Aquaman." The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.

Shame on you Penaldo for destroying my dream!

Hair

When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.

So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.

Picture

You know you're ugly when you get handed the camera every time your friends have a group picture.

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  • Mama

    Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.

    Photo

    I photo bombed someone's selfie, and then they yelled, "Why would you do that? I was trying to take a family photo!"