What do you call a Chinese man with a camera?
Phill ming
today, i asked my phone, "siri why am i still single" and it activated the front camera
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head
because there recording
I once told siri, "Hey Siri, why am i still single?" she opened the front camera.
are you a camera? because every time I look at you I smile
What do you it when a orphan takes a family photo? a selfie
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up. It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
When and orphan takes a pic is it known as a family picture 📸
Be careful everybodying, I have red dot on my foreheading so I can recording everybodying!
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
Emos do take shots of themselves .. not with a camera tho
What do u call a orphan taking a family photo? A Selfie
how do you know when you're disliked? when they always give you the camera for group photos
I was in an audition for the lead role of movie 'Aquaman'. The Director told me to dive into a pool. Then outta nowhere Penaldo showed up and made a big dive into the pool. The director was impressed and selected Penaldo for the movie.Shame on you penaldo for destroying my dream
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
You no your ugly when you git handed the cameras every time your frind's have a group picture.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she goes into a bank, they turn off the cameras.
last christmas i took a picture of your mom
Its still printing
The orphans best friend wanted to meet his family so he took a selfie.
