Poetry jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Roses are red, I don't know why, Living is hard, I want to die.

Roses are red.

My soul is black.

I am never getting my dad back.

Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.

Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

what did the pedophile say to the kid?

"Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.

Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪