Poetry

Poetry Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.

Chest

Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Rose

Roses are red, life has no meaning, voices in my head, are constantly screaming.

Dad

Roses are red.

My soul is black.

I am never getting my dad back.

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  • Dr. Seuss

    Dr. Seuss died September 24, but that was a lie. Dr. Seuss, when he was 97, he stole a plane and the last rhyme he did was “up in the sky so very far he comes, Dr. Seuss allahuakbar.”

    Poem

    My girlfriend asked me to write her a poem for Valentines Day:

    Roses are red, Watches are gold. Get on your knees, And do as you're told.

    Kid

    Roses are red, violets are blue, there are kids in my basement, you'll be there soon.

    Rose

    Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

    Bill Cosby

    What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.

    Sister

    Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?

    Forehead

    Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a big forehead, and your hairline recedes too.

    Rose

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

    Pedophile

    what did the pedophile say to the kid?

    "Roses are red, my name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van."

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  • Ball

    Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪

    Rose

    Roses are red,

    Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

    Dick

    Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.

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  • Rose

    Roses are red, my blood is too. I see a lot when I lost you.

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  • Bullet

    Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

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