For a golfer, tiger woods isn’t very good of a driver
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?
A golfer goes *whack* "darn" and a skydiver goes "darn" *whack.*
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back
Why did the golfer change his pants because he got hole in one
Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What’s better than Ted Danson? Ted singing and Danson!
What did the the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one, Anna two!
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!
What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business!
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What does a baby computer call his father? Data!
What do you call a bear without any teeth? A gummy bear!
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
Does anyone need an ark? I Noah guy!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
I bought a ceiling fan the other day. Complete waste of money. He just stands there applauding and saying “Ooh, I love how smooth it is.”
Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
Why do golfers bring a spair of socks ? Incase they get a hole in one .
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Vernon's Japanese golfer joke in Harry Potter*check reddit*
A profession golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?" "Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive." "Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
why does a golfer where two pares of pants
in case he gets a hole in one
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