Golfer Jokes


A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.

The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?”

She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers.”

The cop asks, “So what did you do about it?”

The old lady says, “I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!”

“That seems fair enough,” the cop says, “so what’s in the other sack?”

The old lady replies with, “Not everyone pays…”


Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.

What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes whack “darn” and a skydiver goes “darn” whack.

Your mom
in Number

Why do golfers bring an extra pear of socks, in case they get a whole in one

in Golf

whats the difrence beteena golfer and a fisherman : a fisherman has to bring proof back

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in Adult

Why did the golfer change his pants because he got hole in one

in Puns

why do golfers wear two pairs of pants

because he’ll get a hole in one

in Puns

Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?

Because they always get a hole in one!

11 years

Why do golfers bring a spair of socks ? Incase they get a hole in one .

This was done by 11 year old

in Girl

A profession golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, “What are these?” “Those are tees,” he said. “I rest my balls on them when I drive.” “Wow!” said the girl. “What will those car makers think of next!”

in Nut

why does a golfer where two pares of pants

in case he gets a hole in one