Ability

Ability Jokes

Kid

What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?

Special forces.

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  • Gun

    What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

    Special forces.

    Mirror

    Once I saw a mirror... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost.

    Wizard

    A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her.

    "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.

    "My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."

    The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."

    The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fulfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"

    "37," she replies, wiping her mouth.

    "You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"

    Woman

    What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?

    Wrong.