Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
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Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
What do you call a dog with no legs
Doesn’t matter it won’t come to you
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us
It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense
KSI driving ability
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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
