Once I saw a mirror.... and that was when I got the ability to become a ghost
What do you call a dog with no legs
Doesn’t matter it won’t come to you
whats the difference between stephen and a car. a car loses oil, stephen loses the ability to walk
Carrie Underwood and ChatGPT are not the same. ChatGPT is able to create a soul.
what makes a healthy normal man different to a disabled man? " they can move it move . ( from king julian)
what is the best power that man can do? they can move the mountain with their tongue.
one time in my dream i had a dream that all people in wheelchair could walk it was awesome i could walk
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
everyone is able to be stupid but your just abusing the privilege
What can’t a person with no arms do: if your happy and you know it clap your hands
I make weed disappear, what's your super power?
There are three types of people in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us
It’s been a few weeks, and its clear that you do not have that sense
KSI driving ability
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.
Why can’t blind people read this? They can’t see
A guy goes into his attic to clean it out and finds an old oil lamp. He thinks he could sell it instead of throwing it away, so he starts to rub it and out pops this genie. The genie says to him " Thank you for awakening me, I can grant you three wishes as a token of my gratitude." The guy wishes for a billion dollars, the genie grants it. The guy then asks for a huge mansion with 2 Lamborghinis and 2 Ferraris, the genie grants it. The genie says "This is your last wish so really make this one count." The guys says "Well I've always wanted to drive out to hawaiian islands, because airplanes scare me to death, so I would want a highway that could stretch from here all the way to the islands." The Genie says "That is asking for quite a lot and I'm not sure if I can pull that off, Is there anything else you'd want?" The guy says "Well I've been married and divorced three times, and I just can't understand what I've been doing wrong. I've given my ex-wives all the love and care that I could but in the end it was never enough. I would want to have the ability to understand women. The genie thinks for a few moments and says "Do you want a three or four lane highway?"
Motivational quote for today: if you think you're dumb you're probably overestimating your intellectual abilities...
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her. "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fullfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
