Ability jokes
If stupidity was a superpower, BlessedBrian would be UNSTOPPABLE!
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
🎵if you’re happy and you know it clap your hands🎵
What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.
What can a physically handicapped ♿ gay man 👬 do on his own very well 👏 without being taught how to do?
Perform fellatio on gay men.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
What’s better than winning the Paralympics wheelchair race?
Walking.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Stephanie has a magic.
Person with no arms: Even though I have no arms, I can do anything you guys can.
Me: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏 If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands. 👏👏
Person with no arms: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I can always tell if someone is lying just by looking at them.
I can also tell if they are standing.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
What do you call a special needs army?
The special forces.
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Why did Jesus die at the diving Olympics? Because he can't go through water.
What do you call a man who can fly? A flying man.
Only a genius can say this.
I am stupid.
Everyone is able to be stupid, but you're just abusing the privilege.