Bronze jokes

Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"

Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"

Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."

Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"

Husband: "Gold, of course!"

Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

Brojobs are like air. It's not important until you don't have any.

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

If Iron Man and Quicksilver teamed up,

They would be alloys.

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."