Bronze jokes

Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"

Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"

Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."

Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"

Husband: "Gold, of course!"

Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.

bradley

A blonde texts her husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."

Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."

Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now."

What’s the German word for BRA? Keep two from floppin'.

A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?