300+ Best Skill Jokes - Page 16 - Worst Jokes Ever

Carpenter

John Doe · 8 years ago

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

Image

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows two Mr. Incredible reaction images. On the top, a Youtube thumbnail of a "how to" tutorial on Adobe Photoshop shows how to convert images to black and white. Text on the image reads: "Ps. How to convert image to Black and White in Adobe Photoshop 2021. Tutorials4view - 5.7K views - 2 years ago. people who don't know. people who know."

Grandad

Anonymous · 5 years ago

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.

Brain

Anonymous · 9 years ago

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

Guy

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image shows text on top, saying 'me: rips up my drawing cause I messed it up' and below another text line 'the guy im tattooing:' with a picture of a skull with an open mouth looking scared.

Kitty

Wade · 2 years ago

Griddy

A purple cartoonish rabbit with a wide, toothy grin stands against a background of colorful toy blocks. The text reads: "HIT THE GRIDDY ALL YOU WANT. YOU CAN NEVER KICK THE KITTY LIKE I CAN."

Zoo

Swf · 1 year ago

A still from The Hobbit shows a dwarf with a helmet saying, "I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox and a lifetime ban from the zoo."

Year

MisterDussel · 3 years ago

When the Lego set says 9-12Years but you finish it in 1 hour

A cartoon figure with a surprised face says, "excuse me what the fuck"

Biscuit

ADHD autist · 3 years ago

Anyone else who snaps their biscuits perfectly in half?

An overhead shot of a round 'MARIE' biscuit that has been broken perfectly in half. The two halves are placed next to each other on a gray textured surface.

Sign

RapBoat · 2 years ago

I can DEFINITELY relate

The image shows a list titled "7 Signs You're Getting Better At Rapping." Next to it is a drawing of a light-skinned man with a serious expression pointing his finger directly at the viewer. Below the list is "HOW TO RAP @HOWTORAPNATION"

Fall

PurplePanda · 3 years ago

When I tell my bf I saw him fall yesterday.

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says "I saw you fall in the hall yesterday ;)". The other person responds, "I dint fall I attacked the floor". The first person replies, "Backwards???" And the second person replies "Im freaking talented."

Time

blach66 · 3 years ago

The image is split into two sections. The top section shows a young man jumping on a skateboard. The text next to it says "WHAT I THINK I LOOK LIKE". The bottom section shows an older man in a crouched position riding a skateboard, with the text "WHAT I ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE" next to it. The image is a comparison of perceived versus real skill of skateboarding beginners.

Anger

Jenny 😂 · 3 years ago

The image shows two stick figures. The left one is white with red scribbles at the legs and it's labeled "my anger level usually". The right stick figure is completely red and it's labeled "my anger level when someone is better than me at the things I like".

Fortnite

not_pimi_gal2009 · 3 years ago

{ before Queen Elizabeth ii died :/ she was cracked at fortnite }

The image shows a split-screen with three panels. The left panel shows a portrait of Queen Elizabeth II with a blue hat. The center panel shows a version of Queen Elizabeth II holding a gun and appearing to be in the game Fortnite with a bright sun and green hills. The right panel shows a weapon from the video game Fortnite.

Intelligence

Drakes snake · 2 years ago

A picture of Stephen Hawking looking at a monitor. The text on the image says, "when you max out your intelligence and put nothing on agility".

Genius

TheForeverVirgin · 3 years ago

A person wearing a riot shield is standing on a gridded surface. The text above the person says, "I am a Genius," and the text below the person says, "YOU are a turtle."

Light

Swf · 2 years ago

The meme shows two contrasting images of Mr. Incredible. The text at the top asks, "How to turn on a light?" On the left, the text reads, "People who know," accompanied by a brightly lit, smiling image of Mr. Incredible. On the right, the text says, "People who don't know," showing a darkened, distressed version of the same character.

Magic Trick

Hgfdfrgt · 3 years ago

When u show ur friend a magic trick

A hand with one finger bent at an unusual angle, as if performing a magic trick.

Lollipop

Ogga🤫🧏‍♀️ · 2 years ago

Is it just me orrr

A woman with several lollipops in her mouth, stretching her lips outwards. The text overlay says: "When you're asked in your job interview if you have any special skills."

Tutorial

Nintendo Fan · 1 year ago

The image shows a split comparison. In the top half, a cruise ship is moving through calm water, and the text says, "Doing tutorial." In the bottom half, a person is struggling to stand on a paddleboard in the middle of the ocean, holding an umbrella for balance. The text above reads, "Whatever the fuck I'm trying to do on my own."

Community talk

-Vinxity🩶

I’m tryna learn how to crochet-*ik kinda grandma like* Does anyone have any tips?

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gng i just won a chess game w my opponent having 2 pieces extra 😼

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