Not to brag, but I defeated our local chess champion in less than five moves.
Finally my high school karate lessons came to some use.
Karate Chess
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This person thinks they beat a chess champion in chess, but really they used karate moves, which is obviously not how chess works. You know, because you're a smarty smarty pants.