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Short Jokes
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
A war isn’t about who is right, it’s about who is left!
What is a cannibal's favorite food?
Crackers.
My nickname should be night light... because kids turn me on...
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
When your mom tries to hit you with the belt but misses and hits herself... #victoryroyale
Two fish are in a tank. One says, "You man the guns, I'll drive!"
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"
