Short jokes
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
My sister's pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad!
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
Kenny can't find a girlfriend because neither of his sisters can fuck as good as his mom could.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.