Short jokes

So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

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Son: Dad, do you remember your first blowjob?

Dad: Ohhh yeah, I do!

Son: How did it taste?

Dad: Get out.

Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.

A cop pulled me over and shouted, "Papers!" I shouted, "Scissors!" and drove off.

I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

What do you call an Indian electrician?

Ashok 😂

Why can't Stephen Hawking be a Rocket League car? Because he can't jump for an aerial.

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"

Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.

All rape can be prevented. It's just a matter of semantics.

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.

My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.

While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.

"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."

Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

I know a woman who owns a taser. -- She's stunning!