Short jokes
What is tyyyyyyyyu?
Simpsons.
Meet the Simpsons.
They're the greatest modern family.
From the town of Springfield.
They're a page right out of history.
What is baseball?
"Meow, meow, woof, woof." That's what animals say to me when I die.
Just told Putin to get some b*tches.
Waiting for 3801 missiles to strike my house.
Kid 1: I like you! Do you like me?
Kid 2: No. You never asked if I love you!
Kid 1: Aw, do you love me?
Kid 2: No!
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
"Jesus loves you" is a wonderful thing to hear in church.
But a horrible thing to hear in a Mexican prison.
Obama: It smells like UpNigga in here...
Trump: What's UpNigga?
Obama: Omg did you say the n word?? Die!!!
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
My mom told me to get dressed, and I said, "For what? Are we going to the rodeo?"
Ur dad
Omg, I'm sooooo sry!!!!!
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
When your girlfriend has been vomiting for 2 weeks and you find out she’s not pregnant.
Bf-*yes I knew it was a prank*
She has cancer.
Your hairline is the road to Eastern Cape.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
What did the math acorn say when it grew up?
"Gee-I'm-a-tree."
One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.