The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
What do you call a terrorist in a kids swimming pool
A bath bomb
What do u call a swimming tererist. A bath bomb
So i asked my mom for a bath bomb she just gave me a toaster
what is the coolest bath bomb for emos
a toaster
What do you call an afgan in the bath.A bath bomb
The Toaster;
other wise known as, the ultimate bath bomb.
What kind of Bath Bomb does a Emo Person use?
A Toaster
What do you call a terrorist in water? . . . . . . . . A bath bomb 😁
i got a toaster for my birthday and said "yay new bath bomb"
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
What do you call a bunch of Muslims in a bath?
A bath bomb.
What do you call a taliban in a bath bath bomb
Q: what do you call a nun in a pool b A: a bath bomb
What do you call an Afghanistan person In a bath? A bath bomb
What do you call a swimmer from Iraq?
A bath bomb
What is the best type of bath bomb?
A toaster.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?
Turns out it was just a phase.
How many emos like anagrams?
Some.
What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?
Emold.
What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?
They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.
What do you call flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Who cares, let them cry in the dark.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.
“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”
Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”
How do you pull an emo from a tree?
Cut the rope.
What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?
They’re both white and flavourless.
What do emo birds call their mouths?
Bleaks.
What do you call an obese emo teen?
An edgelard.
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What do you call a gang of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
How are cats and emos different from one another?
The cat still has 8 other lives.
Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?
They are playing Fruit Ninja.
What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?
Sonic the Edgy hog.
Why would the emo swallow a clock?
So he could wake up inside.
Why are Emos still around?
Because the suffering never ends.
What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?
You encourage them.
What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?
A toaster.
What is the favourite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?
So it could cut itself.
A group of friends started an emo salsa band.
They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.
What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?
Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.