Mistake

Mistake Jokes

My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like

My boss yelled at me the other day, “You’ve got to be the worst train driver in history. How many trains did you derail last year?”

I said, “Can’t say for sure, it’s so hard to keep track!”

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Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: hey, what are you doing?

Child: oh I just milked one of your cows

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls

Child: *realizes*

A boy breaks a vase and his mom says its ok honey mistakes happen how do you think you were born

Kid: what is the biggest mistake you made in your life. Parents: go look above the bathroom sink *kid goes and looks but then he reilises

When my son was little, he loved to draw. Although he would always rip up the paper whenever there was one little slip up. Too bad he became a tattoo artist.....

When I was born the doctors said , “it’s a boy!” Then when they went to cut the embilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said , “OH, It’s a girl.”

Someone at school judged my grammar. I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.

what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?

you find the real one.