Short jokes
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys 😂
If you are American in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
Euro-peein'.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
Why are people mass buying toilet paper because of the coronavirus?
When someone sneezes, everyone shits their pants.
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.