Short jokes
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What did the downs kid get on his math test??
Drool.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
I don't always roll a joint, but when I do, it's my ankle.
What do you call an Indian electrician?
Ashok 😂
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
What do you call a cow jumping over barbed wire? Utter destruction.
If you're going to be a smart ass, you have to be smart, or you're just an ass.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
I was cutting the vegetables and my mom asked how I was so skillful.
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
I now know what my first tattoo should be, zebra stripes! Not like anyone would know the difference between them.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.