Short jokes
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden.
Dropping beats like the Twin Towers.
For sale: Dead canary.
Not going cheep.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
Q: What’s a koala's favorite drink?
A: Coca Koala.
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Where do you buy a dishwasher?
Hot singles in your area.
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange?" I said: "No it doesn't."
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
You know what’s impossible?
Steven Walking.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Monkey Man's mortuary, you stab 'em, we slab 'em.
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"