Short jokes
How do you spot a cow?
With a bingo dabber.
Friend: Ooo, I see Jessica.
Me: Nice.
Friend: She got some red on her shirt.
Me: Yeah, that's where the Titanic hit her :///
If Michael J. Fox was in the middle of an earthquake, would he know it?
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
If you ever think no one cares about you,
kill someone, then the news will.
What disease do you get from eating fish?
Salmonella!
What do youuuuuuuuuuu Oh f***, my mom is gonna kill me! My shit is stuck on the toilet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?
OMg!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Me: Hi Kallen.
Kallen: Hi.
Me: You're too big to fit in my car.
How do fuck a really fat chick?
Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
What makes laissez-faire and a gangbang the same?
Not my problem.
Family Guy funny moments.
What's Link's favorite porn video? The Legend of Zeldas Sucking.
What did God say to the good shepherd?
Nothing.
Q: What did the DNA say to the other DNA?
A: Do these genes make my butt look fat? 💩
What is Hitler's least favorite fish?
Jewfish.