What's the difference between an emo kid and a leaf? Only the leaf reaches the ground.
Emo Kid vs. Leaf
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. So, like, emo kids are super sad, right? And leaves fall off trees. The joke is that emo kids are too, like, sad to even fall to the ground. You're so slow you probably still think frosted tips are cool. Maybe stick to watching paint dry; it's more your speed.