Old Man Brains and a Child Heart

The joke plays on the common saying about someone having the 'mind of an old man and heart of a child' but it ends with a dark twist. Instead of a metaphorical meaning, the speaker claims to prove it by opening their trunk, suggesting a morbid scenario where they have body parts in it.

• Trunk
• Brain
• Man
• Morbidity
• Death
• Body

• Despite my devilish attitude, I have the heart of a small boy. I keep it in a jar on my desk.
• Dark humor is like a boy with cancer. They never get old.
• What's the difference between me and an old man? No one pulled my life support.
• What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.