Car

[null48]

Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?

You say “Tell me if you can hear me”, then get in the trunk and start screaming.

Party

Daniel King

What did the tree wear to the pool party 🥳?

Swimming trunks.

Man

Papi Longstroke

i once asked a sketchy man at a bar for some relationship advice. He simply replied, “theyre all dead hookers ince theyre in the trunk.”

Elephant

Daniel King

Why are elephants 🐘 so responsible?

Because they keep their belongings in the trunk.

Girl

Helfen

Was blue and black and doesn’t like to have sex… The little girl in my trunk

Difference

A mans best friend

What’s the difference between a man’s wife and his dog? Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

Elephant

ultimate rat

why was the elephant woozy because he was trunk

Pool

Anonymous

Why did the elephant get kicked out of the public pool?

Because he kept on dropping his trunks!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a spare tires and a dead hookers? I don’t have 8 spare tires in my trunk.

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