Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window…

If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.

John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain “Quick,” lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

“Gosh, it’s raining cats and dogs,” said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother “I’ve just stepped in a poodle!”

when does it rain money? – when there’s a change in the weather.

Yo mama so short, when it rains she’s the last to know!

What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow

How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain 😂😂😂

how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.

How did the skeleton know it was about to rain? "Because he felt it in his bones?" No He read the weather app you idiot.

Joker: How did the skeleton know it was going yo rain?

Person: Because he felt it in his bones?

Joker: He read the weather forcast you f*cking idiot.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

He could feel it in his bones!

Sans: haha… Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that’s nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!

What did Santa 🎅 say to the rain? Go away

Mom-go water the plants. Me-buts it’s raining outside. Mom-go grab the umbrella. Me-what???

I SET FIYA TO THE RAIN! wait no that aint possible what… I EVAPORATED THE RAIN!

Why did Steven hawking did he went out in the rain