John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain? He wanted them rusted.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
In india whowever live facing road side this is for them Whenever it starts raining heavily our homes turn into pool facing homes cause the roads disappear
so a guy gets a motorcycle with authentic leather seats and the dealer tells him ‘dude the rain will ruin the seats get it under something if it starts raining and worst case scenario put vaseline all over the seats to make it water proof’. so he goes to his girlfriend house that night for dinner and before he goes inside she says ‘listen this is your first time meeting your parents we have a rule, the first one to speak has to do the dishes’. so he walks inside and sees a mountain of dishes over 3 months because no one has spoken and the stench is awful. during dinner he concocted a plan to get someone to speak so he started doing all of this crazy shit to try and get someone to speak. not a peep eventually he grabs his girlfriend bends her over and starts going to town. still nothing the parents are outraged but not speaking because they don’t want to do the dishes. after about a minute of this he walks away and does the same to her mum and starts going to town. now the dad is pissed and just staring him down with daggers. at that moment it starts to rain his motorcycle is out in the rain and grabs the vaseline out of his pack pocket and the dad goes ‘FINE ILL DO THE DISHES’
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shades.
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what goes inside and comes out wet
