Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Weather is like sex. Once in a while you need to get wet.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
Why was the sun âď¸ mad at the clouds âď¸?
Because the clouds kept throwing shades.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain. "Quick, let's swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
your forehead so big you can smoke a cigar in the rain
what goes inside and comes out wet
so a guy gets a motorcycle with authentic leather seats and the dealer tells him âdude the rain will ruin the seats get it under something if it starts raining and worst case scenario put vaseline all over the seats to make it water proofâ. so he goes to his girlfriend house that night for dinner and before he goes inside she says âlisten this is your first time meeting your parents we have a rule, the first one to speak has to do the dishesâ. so he walks inside and sees a mountain of dishes over 3 months because no one has spoken and the stench is awful. during dinner he concocted a plan to get someone to speak so he started doing all of this crazy shit to try and get someone to speak. not a peep eventually he grabs his girlfriend bends her over and starts going to town. still nothing the parents are outraged but not speaking because they donât want to do the dishes. after about a minute of this he walks away and does the same to her mum and starts going to town. now the dad is pissed and just staring him down with daggers. at that moment it starts to rain his motorcycle is out in the rain and grabs the vaseline out of his pack pocket and the dad goes âFINE ILL DO THE DISHESâ
Do you need an ark? Because I No-ah guy!
When you tell an Asian kid itâs raining cats and dogs and heâs like âJUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYESâ
yo mama so poor she used a kfc bucket as a rain hat
when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.
If I were in a staring contest with you I would be looking at a rainbow
I spat on a blind kid and told him it was raining
