Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.
John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming
Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am
What is the New York fireman's favourite song....
It’s raining men
Your like a cloud. When you go away, its a beautiful day.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"
I can explain Superman and Batman movie in one sentence
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Weather is like sex. Once In a while you need to get wet.
Where did Noah keep his bees? -- In the ark hives.
Why was the sun ☀️ mad at the clouds ☁️?
Because the clouds kept throwing shades.
when does it rain money? -- when there's a change in the weather.
"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.
what goes inside and comes out wet
Do you need an ark? Because I No-ah guy!
When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”
If I were in a staring contest with you I would be looking at a rainbow
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.
