Rain

Rain Jokes

Since it started raining, all my wife has done is look sadly through the stupid window. If it gets any worse, I'll have to let her in.

John : hi boss it is raining heavily today so I would not be coming

Boss: u stated in ur job application that swimming was it hobby so see u at at 11am

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain "Quick," lets swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!"

"Gosh, it's raining cats and dogs," said Suzie looking out of the kitchen window "I know," said her mother "I've just stepped in a poodle!"

When you tell an Asian kid it’s raining cats and dogs and he’s like “JUST OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND CLOSE YOUR EYES”

how did the skeleton know it was ganna rain. If you said he felt it in his bones, your wrong he watched the weather forcast.