Ip address

Ip address jokes

Rose

roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.

Orphan

A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?

Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!

Memes

Privacy

Some jokes are best left not harassed by those who are offended by them.

For I have everyone's IP address.

House

Police: Where do you live?

Me: With my parents.

Police: Where do your parents live?

Me: With me.

Police: Where do you all live?

Me: Together.

Police: Where is your house?

Me: Next to my neighbor.

Police: Where is your neighbor’s house?

Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.

Police: Tell me.

Me: Next to my house.

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  • Stalking

    I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

    I saw it through my telescope last night.

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  • Sunburn

    The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

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  • Memes

    Community

    Dear matthais, I am currently working with law enforcement due to a death threat from this account: https://worstjokesever.com/@a77

    And i will need there IP adress due to this being a lawful issue. this is not a joke if you want i can get name and badge number and this all takes place on worstjokesever.com. sincerly imwithstupid

    One question: Is only the account blocked on the English website or also the IP address?