What did micheal Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
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I respect woman’s choices....either she wants to cook first, then clean or is she wants to clean first the cook
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the builder said “we can’t fix that!”
Why did the twin towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni but they got plain.
Yo mama so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology.
Yo mama so fat, when she bought a fur coat a whole species went extinct.