Sarah goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Sarah waves her hand, "Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!" Miss Rogers says, "All right, Sarah, what is your multi-syllable word?" Sarah says, "Mas-tur-bate." Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, Sarah, that's a mouthful." Sarah says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."
Short Jokes
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
Because his wife died.
What did the fish say before he hit the wall? -- "Oh, dam."
Jared from Subway. Remember kids, "tuna sub" backwards is what I'm going to do on your face.
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
I saw a dwarf scaling down a prison wall. I thought to myself, "That's a little condescending."
What do you call a retard in a house fire?
Flame Retardant.
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself.
So I treat everyone like garbage.
I'm not looking for consent, I'm looking for cooperation!
If I'm racist for voting Trump, then you're a pedophile for voting Biden.
"I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you’re really abusing that privilege."
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
I gave a tree a high five, but sadly it left me hanging.
What would Batman do if he wasn't rich?
He would be robin.
