Short jokes
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
Are you Wi-Fi? Because I think I am finding a connection.
Why can’t the employee tell dirty laundry jokes?
Because they always come out clean.
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
Roses are red, I have a blister, holy shit did you just cum in your sister?
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.