Short jokes
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
Guys, don’t let nobody hurt you with words.
Like someone once said, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”
I don't struggle with depression, I'm used to it.
What did the taco say to the Sea Turtle? I like your shell!
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
[Them]: "Don't you think you'll feel ashamed of all the suicide jokes you've made when you get older?"
[Me]: "When I what?" 0-0
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs.
Simply because they look up to me.
What do you call two female lovers spying on the government?
Lesbionage.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
One hat told another hat to stay behind, and he will go on a-head.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.