Short jokes
What was going through the head of a 9/11 victim on the 88th floor?
The 89th floor.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.
Then it hit me.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
I loved the Twin Towers, it's a shame my dad didn't.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
You can't put an orphan on house arrest if there isn't a house to arrest them to.
Who did a barber win a race?
He knew a short cut.
Why did the Vampire put his son up for adoption?
He thought his son sucked!
Yo mama is so dumb, when she had a brain scan, the result was 404...
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Why does Elmo turn emo? Because he's Elmo emo.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!