Moms have Mother's Day and dads have Father's Day. What do single guys have?
Palm Sunday.
Short Jokes
Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. We're gonna make love because I'm stronger than you.
Name something you practiced kissing on as a kid.
Sister. SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
Sunday was a sad day, but yesterday was a sadder day.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
My dad has the heart of a soldier, and a restraining order from the soldier's family.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
Why does the adopted kid like playing GTA? Because he wants to be wanted.
I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.
What do teen mothers and their unborn babies have in common?
They're both thinking "Oh my God, my mom's gonna kill me!"
