Short jokes
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
What did Michael Jackson say to the child sitting on him?
“Just beat it! Just beat it!”
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
Why can orphans never be kidnapped?
No one can tell them that "your parents said that they would be delayed and I was told to pick you up."
One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.
She looked surprised.
What do depressed people use for emotions online?
They use EMOjis.
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
You know what I saw today?
Everything I looked at.
Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.
What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
What do lesbians do while having their period?
They finger paint.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
Roses are red, your cities are gone, I am Thomas the thermonuclear bomb.