Short jokes
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?
America's funniest home videos.
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
"Just say no to drugs!"
Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
My dad just comes and goes.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
What do skeletons hate the most about wind?
Nothing, it goes right through them.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!