Short jokes
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Don't be racist, I am a building.
Twin Towers: fucked.
It was fake.
BE RACIST.
You smell!
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
Why do people adopt orphans?
They get cash.
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Study tip: Laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears!
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
There’s nothing funny about orphans, right?
Well, I guess that depends on your sense of humor.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD