Short jokes
Depressed should be spelled "depraseed" because then they would be 1, 2, 5, 9.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
Player 138 eliminated...
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Jenga.
Did you hear about the Mexican emo band? They're called "Hispanic at the Disco."
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
How do you turn a hairy man into a feminist?
Just take out his brain and there you go!
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
What is the only thing lesbians know how to grow? Cucumbers.
Yo chin is so bumpy, someone said, "Is that Mt. Everest?"
It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.