Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is banking on the fact that "practice" sounds like "pratice" but is spelt very different from "pratice". Orphans don't have dads, so they can't practice with their dads. Get it? You probably don't, given your track record with understanding basic concepts. What's next, you think water is dry?
you suck at spelling
bad speller