Misunderstood Instruction

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My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?

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Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke here is that the dude's friend told him to "beat that pussy up." Now, a normal, smart cookie would know that "pussy" is slang for "vagina." But our friend here? Oh no, he went and actually beat up a cat! Hence, animal control knocking on his door. You probably have that one friend who always takes things too literally, and it's probably you.

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That´s mean to cats and I love cats☹

Learned Croaker

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