What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Unprotected Sex vs Abortion
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that abortion is 'better' than unprotected sex, because it stops the whole 'oops, I'm pregnant' situation. It's funny 'cause it's dark and messed up. And you, genius, probably think unprotected sex is just a myth.
Michael
I feellike this joke is here only to piss off dumbfucks who think a parasite should have precedence over people.