These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
2 jokes in a row babyyyyy!
Eggcellent Breakfast Puns
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The dude is saying his jokes are so good, they're EGG-cellent, get it? "Eggxactly" sounds like "exactly" but with "egg." Then he's saying he can "bake on breakfast," which means he can bring the heat, like an oven. Do I need to draw you a picture? Also, you need to eat something other than cereal for breakfast.