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I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

What is a Necrophiliacs favorite band?

Coldplay

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo

What is Jesus’ favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

What’s a group of downies called…

A band I biftas

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.

I’m taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret

D’jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they’re a metal cover

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They’re both Headless.

Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!

I started a band called 1023 megabytes - We still haven’t gotten a gig.

What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That

Ever heard of the band ‘Nothing but thieves’? Yeah, it’s called RobberBand.

Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction

What is Jesus’ favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him… except Daft Punk.

Skeletons love to be in band they love the trumbone

i’m taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret

What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?

Korn Flakes.