Band Jokes

Emo

Alexkila
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I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco

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Orphan

Ur MoM;)
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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

Erection

Anonymous
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One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

Hairline

Anonymous
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Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band

Puns

Hippity Hoppity Boi
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I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig

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Orphan

Anonymous
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Pilot

Anonymous
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What is a Mexican’s favorite band?

Twenty Juan Pilots

White

Adam navarro
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What do you call a Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band 'Jaun direction '

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Emo

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Why are emo jokes so infamous?

They cut deep.

Why isn’t the Moon Emo anymore?

Turns out it was just a phase.

How many emos like anagrams?

Some.

What do you call those who remain My Chemical Romance fans?

Emold.

What is the connection between Emos and Darth Vader?

They both dress in all black and none of them has a father.

What do you call flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who cares, let them cry in the dark.

Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?

It was the Happy Meal.

Anthony went into the bakery and ordered Emo Cake.

“Emo cake?” says the baker. ” What exactly is it?”

Anthony says, “It’s the cake that cuts itself.”

How do you pull an emo from a tree?

Cut the rope.

What’s the similarity between emos and unsalted popcorn?

They’re both white and flavourless.

What do emo birds call their mouths?

Bleaks.

What do you call an obese emo teen?

An edgelard.

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What do you call a gang of emo kids?

Suicide Squad.

How are cats and emos different from one another?

The cat still has 8 other lives.

Why does emo get tattoos of fruits on their arms?

They are playing Fruit Ninja.

What will you call Sonic if he’s an emo?

Sonic the Edgy hog.

Why would the emo swallow a clock?

So he could wake up inside.

Why are Emos still around?

Because the suffering never ends.

What is the best way to get an emo off your balcony?

You encourage them.

What kind of bath bomb does an Emo prefer?

A toaster.

What is the favourite game of an emo?

Hangman.

Why do people wish their lawn grass was emo?

So it could cut itself.

A group of friends started an emo salsa band.

They call themselves HisPanic at the Disco.

What is the difference between pizza and emo pizza?

Emo pizza kind of cuts itself.

Favorite

Anonymous
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What is a Necrophiliacs favorite band?

Coldplay

Roll

Anonymous
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These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away

Mathematician

Anonymous
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If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

Kid

Anonymous
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What’s a pedofiles favorite band? Kids bop

Dog

Daniel King
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Why did the dog 🐕 join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.

Roll

Angel from Hell
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What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.

Mayonnaise

Kaylauzshiteu
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What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo

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Ball

Anonymous
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have you heard of imagine dragons (the band), imagine dragging these nuts across your face

Body

Lynn💙🤍💖
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Q.What makes music on your hair?

A. A head band!

Jesus

Godstalking
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Why is Jesus in pieces? Because a one man band is Nine Inch Nails.