I started a band called 999 megabytes… we still haven’t gotten a gig

If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.

What do you call a mariachi band sinking in Mayonnaise?

Cinco De Mayo

What is Jesus’ favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

What’s Stephen Hawking’s favourite band? The Rolling Stones.

I’m taking a taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret

What’s a group of downies called…

A band I biftas

What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?

They’re both Headless.

Ever heard of the band ‘Nothing but thieves’? Yeah, it’s called RobberBand.

What is Jesus’ favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails.

D’jahear about the band Manhole? I hear they’re a metal cover

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him… except Daft Punk.

Which band doesn’t make music? One Direction

What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast?

Korn Flakes.

What do you call a band made of cheese? Grate That

Skeletons love to be in band they love the trumbone

i’m taking a guitar lesson at school, my band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar, i Asked him if that was a fret

Only one band is capable of affording the insurance on supercars. UB40!

Bob: usudgbhdkb g Ham: usudgbhdkb g

What do you call a Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band 'Jaun direction ’

A horse a fox and a bunny join together and make a rock band they started doing tiny gigs but they got famous and went on tour they all got so famous it went to their heads and the band disbanded the fox made his and bunny made her own the horse was sad that the band was no more so he went to a bar and the bartender asked why the long face

What’s got 9 arms and sucks

Def Leppard

After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: “I Zora Cock!”

So my brother said we should start a band and I said I already had a band…so I gave him my band and said he was talking about music and I said well I do have a trum-bone ;)

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