I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
what kind of band never plays music
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?
Coldplay.
What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
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What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
Why did the dog join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band
