Band jokes

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

What kind of band never plays music?

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

What is a necrophiliac's favorite band?

Coldplay.

One Erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.

What concert costs 45 cents? -- 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.

I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

Q. What's a disabled person's favorite band?

A. System of a Down's syndrome.

Do you know Imagine Dragons?

Yeah.

Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

When someone tells me to kill myself,

Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.

What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.

What is a Mexican’s favorite band?

Twenty Juan Pilots.

What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

"Juan Direction."

These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

Why did the dog join the marching band?

Because he had his trum-bone.