Band jokes
What kind of band never plays music?
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.
I hope Betty Pears was a Buckcherry fan.
She literally died a crazy bitch.
Yo momma's so ugly that she made One Direction turn into the Other Directions.
why the fuck is steam there ????
Yo Mamma's so ugly, she made One Direction turn into the other direction!
What has four legs and works at McDonald's?
The remaining members of Nirvana.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common? They're both Headless.
What do you call a frozen Band-Aid?
Cool-Aid!
How many degreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees does Billy Corgan have?
1979.
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What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
Skeletons love to be in band. They love the trombone!
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People 😂
I love Little Mix.
What's the difference between Pink Floyd and George Floyd?
When Pink Floyd can't breathe, it's because all their fans are smoking pot.