I started an emo salsa band We're called Hispanic at the Disco
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Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They donât know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphanâs family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter âfâ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphanâs least favorite song? We are Family.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite type of music? House.
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Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Fosterâs.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because itâs the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?
The Final Cut.
What is a Necrophiliacs favorite band?
Coldplay
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig
One erection would be a very nice name for a gay band.
Q. What's a Disabled person's favourite band A. System of of a Down's Syndrome.
What rock group has four men that don't sing? -- Mount Rushmore.
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What is a Mexicanâs favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots
Why Did Michael Jackson call Boyz 2 Men ? He thought they were a delivery service
These three men wanted to start a band one had the idea to call them the rolling stones, one wanted to call them the veggies the other said lets be the cripples as they all rolled away
What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band? "Juan Direction."
Why did the dog đ join the marching band?
Because he had his trum-bone.
If Al Gore started a math rock band it should be called Algorhythm.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme"
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band
What's the depressed person's favorite song? Van Halen - Jump
What is black and white and is dead? My Chemical Romance
