Band

Band Jokes

Emo

I started an emo salsa band. We're called Hispanic at the Disco.

Orphan

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.

I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.

What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.

Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.

What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.

What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.

What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.

What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.

Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.

What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.

Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.

Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.

Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.

Emo

What's an emo's favorite Pink Floyd album?

The Final Cut.

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  • Memes

    Nut

    Do you know Imagine Dragons?

    Yeah.

    Imagine dragon my nuts across your face.

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  • Queen

    What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

    Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

    Suicide

    When someone tells me to kill myself,

    Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

    Man

    These three men wanted to start a band. One had the idea to call them the Rolling Stones, one wanted to call them the Veggies, the other said, "Let's be the Cripples," as they all rolled away.

    Mexican

    What do you call Mexicans in a band trying to be a white band?

    "Juan Direction."

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  • Dog

    Why did the dog join the marching band?

    Because he had his trum-bone.