# Calculator Jokes

## Day

"I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"

## Sally

Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator

Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222) so she went to the the doctor on 51st street (6922251) and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

Boobless

## Animal

How do you count cows? -- With a cowculator.

## Math

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

## Something

Trust your calculator. It's something to count on.

## Girl

a girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word oppisite word of BYE.then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!

## Stupid jokes

I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have.

## Sally

get a calculator. ok anyways sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs)and her friend said it was 222 many,she got caught by the police and was taken to 51 street.she got arrested for x8 days,so she was BOOBLESS

## Cow

What does a cow use in school? A cowculater

## Calculator

bobby had 54 dicks (54) he took 33 pills a month (5433) once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345) (flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! he's got a lot!

## Calculator

I Don't like calculator jokes cause thay are to overused

## Timmy

Timmy had 66 toys he said it was 2 many (662) so he gave it to Mr. Divide he gave 21 equals flip it over! It’s weird

## Way

THERES this smart way to sneak a calculator into scholl I’ve heard of you take the calculator put it in a gun magazine put the magazine in the gun and bring the gun to school

## Sally

Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless

## Kpop

Chenle: One time when i was younger, someone asked me how old i was and i forget. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

## Mathematics

How do trees calculate square roots. They use log-arithms.

## Cow

What do cows use to do their homework a - Cowcoulater

## Cow

What do cows use for math? A cow-collator 😏

## Scale

- Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop - Right. So you weight yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool. - Oh..that might actually be even easier

## Teacher

my math teacher walked by and asked me what is that? I siad paper. she siad really? yeah do you need glasses?