Calculator

Calculator jokes

Trick

    • Here’s a trick I learned to do on the calculator.

    Sally had 69 boobs (69) which was too too too many (69222), so she went to the doctor on 51st street (6922251), and he said to take a certain pill 8 times a day (6922251 times 8), which left her (flip your calculator over)

    Boobless.

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    • Word

    • A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!

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    • Day

    • "I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"

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    • Math book

    • Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?

    - The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...

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    • Calculator memes

    Bathroom scale

    • - Got myself a bathroom scale so now I know exactly how much I poop.

    - Right. So you weigh yourself before and after you poop and calculate the difference? That’s cool.

    - Oh...that might actually be even easier.

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    • Boob

    • Sally had 9 pounds of boobs (9), which was 2 2 many (922), so on the 9th of the month (9229) at 6pm (92296) on 68 street (922968), she went to doctor x to get 6 operations (922968x6) and left her (flip your calculator) boobless.

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    • Day

    • Type this in your calculator:

    5 days a week (type in 5),

    6 different classes (type in 6),

    7 hours a day (type in 7),

    x

    2 semesters (type in 2),

    =

    flip the calculator over ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°).