Jenga

Jenga jokes

Class

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

9/11

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

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  • Kid

    An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

    And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

    "Why?" says the bully.

    "Because you haven't got a tower."

    Project

    So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

    So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

    The principal's office smells nice.

    Pilot

    Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

    A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

    Class

    Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

    Tower

    You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!

    Tower

    Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?

    Because they already lost two towers.

    Twin Towers

    What did the plane say to the twin towers?

    "Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)