Jenga

Jenga Jokes

Class

I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.

9/11

I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

Kid

An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"

And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"

"Why?" says the bully.

"Because you haven't got a tower."

Project

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, β€œJane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

Pilot

Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?

A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.

Class

Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.

Tower

You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!