Short jokes
What do you call a bitch?
You call it a female dog.
What is a Jedi's favorite Italian dessert?
Obi-Wan Cannoli.
My cat got run down. That is a cat-astrophe.
What do you call a moose that doesn't want to be known? Anonymoose.
What do you call a dog magician?
Labracadabrador!
I'm really bad at giving directions, but don't take that the wrong way.
My will to live.
What did one hurricane say to the other?
"I got my EYE on you!"
You want a pizza from me!!!!
What's a pig's favorite ballet?
Swine Lake.
I almost got run over by a car.
For the rest of the day I was taking the backseat as I was wheely tried.
What do you say when your friend has an ankle sprain?
"Damn bro, you got an ankle spring!"
Glad to present you a wood clock.
https://olegon.ru/clock/
My name is Gunter.
Gunter Gunter is dead.
Gunter Gunter stuffed my cat's head. ;D
When it's cold outside, men can cut ice in three places.
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Logan Paul.
Why did Steward die in the toilet?
He saw his Undercut in the mirror.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
Fuck you, German kids, especially [those who are] alive.