Short jokes
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
People who make these jokes are plain crazy, more crazy than Islamic extremists.
I look at your bro.
And all I can see is the real definition of *"Lack of Grace!"*
Egg?
Why do people laugh at mountains?
Because they're HILLarious!
I have a really good joke.
Do you want to hear it?
Oh wait, this is a bad joke website.
I am mis-steak.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Why did the Democrats act like an asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive?
Because they fear him.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
The Americans.
Ever heard the saying white people can’t jump??
Well, I think that’s total bullshit. You should have seen us on 9/11!
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
What's the sound that dwarfs make when they have sex?
Broken plates.
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.