You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
Short Jokes
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
You bring everyone so much joy when you leave the room.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
How is the weather down there?
When Bob got on that sled, I don't know how he went so smoothly, but that is the invention of bobsled peoples.
And then Mark came in.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
People joking about 9/11.
Random kid: "You shouldn’t joke about that! I lost my dad on 9/11."
Oh.
"Yeah, he was the greatest pilot ever!"
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
I thought opening a door for a lady was good manners, but she just screamed and flew out of the plane.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
The convoy truckers are a joke.
What’s red and white and black all over?
A dead white man at night time!
