Feminist jokes
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb?
One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
...just kidding-
- none. They can't change anything.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pencil?
One of them has a POINT:)
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.