what’s the difference between a feminist and suicide vest

a least one does something when it is triggered

Who goes to a comedian show and get’s offended

A feminist

Why does sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

Because they don’t want to be mistaken as feminists

What the difference between a feminist and Hitler?

Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently “in HD” wasn’t a good answer.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Infinite because Feminists can’t solve problems.

How many feminist does it take to change a lightbulb?

What makes you think feminist can change anything

What’s the difference between Hitler and a feminist?

At least Hitler actually did something

what the difference betwenn a feminist and Kim Jong un? Kim jong un has rights

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb? None. Feminists can’t change anything.

Why did the feminist kill herself?

Because she was TRIGGERED.

A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says “oh my god your shoulders are broad!” another woman says “are you sure it’s a woman?”

The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them

Sticks and stones may break my bones but there will always be something that offends feminists.

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. …just kidding-

  • none. They can’t change anything.

My friend once said my opinion didn’t matter. I said why did you call me a female

Whats the difference between an elephant and a feminist? The feminist is overweight

Why are feminists jealous of men? because men don’t have to stand up to piss

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as you like. They can’t change anything.

What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?

The school bully does not hide behide there computer screen.