Feminist jokes
What's the difference between a feminist and Kim Jong Un?
Kim Jong Un has rights.
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.
What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
Why are feminists jealous of men?
Because men don't have to stand up to piss.
What is something feminists crave but will never get? Semen.
What's the difference between Hitler and a feminist?
At least Hitler actually did something.
Feminists are a joke.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What do the initials NOW stand for?
(A.) National Organization For Women
(B.) National Organization of Whores
(C.) All the above
Answer:
Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
What do you get when you put an ape's brain in a gorilla? A feminist!
What do Communism, Socialism, Feminism, and Fascism all have in common?
They are all disabilities.
What's the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest?
At least one does something when it is triggered.
What's the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn't one; they are both the same thing.
Everyone: So, wait, let me get this straight. Feminists want to cancel Father's Day because it is offensive to single mothers.
Feminists: Correct.
Everyone: Then what the f*** is the point of Mother's Day?