Feminist Jokes

Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that A. Feminism Is just a pile of dumb shit

B. That Men are actually treated unequally.


we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.

What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? if you want a female prostitute to be a bitch you have to give her money first

A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently "in HD" wasn't a good answer.


The optimist think the glass is half full The pessimist think the glass is half empty The feminist think the glass is raping them

What is the difference between a feminist and a gorilla? One of them is fat and hairy, while the other one has a functional brain (the gorilla, of course).

How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.

What does the initials NOW stand for? (A.) National Organization For Women (B.) National Organization of Whores (C.) All the above Answer: Since the initials Now can stand for anything the correct answer is all the above

Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So fuck feminists.

(Like if you hate feminists.)

Why are feminists always against men? because men can piss with something that they can't piss with dicks

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Are you kidding feminists can’t change anything