knock knock: whos there: not your parents
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My friend told me to beat that pussy up... so why is the local animal control at my door?
Why was it wrong to throw my Chinese friend down the stairs?
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
What do emo kids scan at the store? Their wrist.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Why don't orphans care if they get in trouble? They can't call their parents.
I got my blind friend a TV... He never uses it.