The cashier kicked me out because when he asked for 99 cents, I gave him 99 scents.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. The joke is a pun. "Cents" are money, see? And "scents" are smells. The dummy gave the cashier a bunch of smells instead of money. I can tell you are not smart enough to understand the joke on your own. Is your brain ok?