The 100+ Best Letter Jokes

What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

You'd think it'd be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school. At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training programme.

My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them. He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.

I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn’t read that number and you didn’t notice that a put a letter in it, no i didn’t but you went back and looked didn’t you.

Teacher tests Little Johnny, “OK, Johnny, create a sentence which starts with ‘I’.” Little Johnny confidently starts, “I is...” Teacher snaps, “No, Little Johnny. You must always say, ‘I am’.” Little Johnny sighs, “Yes ma’am. ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’"

I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.

I laugh when I realized that my suicide letter is way more longer than my sibling's college essay.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...

But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?

Everything

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn't seen them in years.

what do you call a letter using the bathroom

the P

These are all really nice jokes but here is one. Boy: Spell ME Girl: M-E Boy: You forgot the D Girl: There is no D in ME Boy: Not yet

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read "its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path." People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.