Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them…

But I was just wondering… should I keep the letters?

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes

What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? – An envelope.

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

You’d think it’d be R, but really his heart will always belong to the C.

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?

A letter from his family; he hadn’t seen them in years.

A student got a bad lettered grade so the next day he came back with his own lettered grade in his backpack an A… K47

What has more letters than the alphabet? – The post office.

What is a pirates favorite letter … you might think it’s the R but it’s actually the C.

I’m friends with only 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know y.

A little boy got the homework that he had to learn the four first letters of the alphabet. He went to his mother, who was knitting and had hurt herself. He asked her what the first letter of the alphabet was, and she said a swear word. He wen’t to his brother, who was playing with a superman, and asked what the second letter of the alphabet was, and he answered ‘SUPERMAN!!!’. Then he went to his little sister, and asked what the third letter of the alphabet was, and given the fact that she was playing with Barbies, she said 'in the barbie dream house! Then he went to his father who was watching a soccer game, and his team just scored, so when he asked what the fourth letter of the alphabet was, he said ‘Olé Olé Olé!!!’. The next day at school, the teacher asked the little boy what the first four letters of the alphabet were. He said the swear word. ‘WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, YOUNG MAN!!!’, the teacher boomed. ‘Superman’, the boy replied. ‘WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!?!’, the teacher continued. ‘In the Barbie Dream House’ ‘GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!!!’ ‘OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ!’, the boy chanted on his was down the hall.

Girls Are Yummy Stupid

Are Really Erectable

Tasty Honey Ejaculable

Booty Everything Sucking Titties

Gays don’t be mad, read the first letter of every word :D

When I hired a asian detective to see if my wife was cheating on me, I got this letter:

Mr. Wong- I see he so I climb up tree, he knock on door and she let in he, she talks to he, he talks to she, he undress she, she undress he, she play with he, he play with she, I play with me, I fall out tree, I no see… No fee.

What is the longest word in the English Dictionary? Smiles because there is a mile between the first letter and the last

We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read “its a bumpy road but soon u will have a straight path.” People didnt realize it was meant for his heart monitor. Lol

I’m friends with 2 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.

I’m friends with 25 letters, I don’t know y!

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F

What happens once every minute, twice every millennium, but never in a hundred years?

The letter M.

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