Scoliosis jokes

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.