I would tell a scoliosis joke.
But that would be completely out of line.
Scoliosis Jokes
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
It's tiring being straight 24/7.
Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?
Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.