Scoliosis jokes

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

Errrrrrrrrr my spine doesn't work.

Eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Why did he go to the chiropractors?

To get his spine fixed.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.