Scoliosis jokes

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

What does your mom and a slinky have in common?

They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.