Scoliosis jokes

What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?

Both are sick and twisted.

I would tell a scoliosis joke.

But that would be completely out of line.

What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?

None of them are straight.

My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.

I thought when my friends called me curvy, it was a compliment, but it turns out they were referring to my spine.

It's tiring being straight 24/7.

Why does Aaron chug beer on a Wednesday?

Because his dad beats him every single day because he has scoliosis.

When I was young, I decided to go to a medical school.

At the entrance exam, we were asked to re-arrange letters

'PNEIS'

and form the name of an important human body part which is most useful when erect.

Those who answered 'SPINE' are doctors.

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

What do you call an athlete who injured 75% of his spine?

A quarterback.