Short jokes
What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?
The subway guy didn’t get away with it...
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
An emo tried to give a tree a hive, but it left him hanging.
What's tree + tree?
Sticks! (Three + three = six)
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
You are so fat, you are fatter than the fattest.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date, and she asks him, "So are you Indian?"
And the Muslim goes, "No, bitch, I ain't 7-Eleven, I'm 9/11!"
Gay people would suck at war.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Getting ready for gangbang.
Orphans can't call their parents if they get hurt! Sorry.🩹
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...
Hey... you kind of a sussy baka 😍😍🥵🥺🥰
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
I've Benin there.
I'm Ghana go.
I've got to Togo.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.