Short jokes
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!
Why did Mrs. Henderson get a divorce from her husband, Harry?
She was tired of everyone calling the family "Hairy" and the Hendersons.
I drew a picture of Colby.
Too bad it got ripped up 😢
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
What sound does a nut make when it comes alive?
Christmas!
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
Chris started to tell me a joke about a nut, but he couldn't finish it.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
I keep getting ads about belly fat.
What's a cow's favorite thing?
A mooooovie.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
Why do women wear makeup and perfume?
Because they're ugly and smell bad.
Why do tables never need wheelchairs?
Because even without the ‘t’ they are still able.
Abdi and Tunde are real.
Hank, skamwkakkshsygauytqg.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
Glad to present you a wood clock.
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