Short jokes
Your nan is gay.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.
Mary had a lamb. Her fleece was black as coal. When I tried to touch it that night, next day I went to court.
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Your reflection.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Donald Trump is still the president, even after the government has been shut down.
Do you guys know why women have small feet? It's because God created them to stand closer to the sink when they wash dishes.
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
Jeffy: I need a new butt. My old one has a crack in it.
What's black and red/read all over? A baby skunk with a bad case of diaper rash!
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What time do dogs 🐕 get a walk done ✅?
Time to walk with your dog 🐶!