Short jokes
How do you win an argument against an emo kid?
Give him a gun, he'll just shoot himself.
Best way to do it.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and cancer?
A prostitute can beat my dick any day, but a prostitute can’t beat cancer.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
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My friend, Jackson Huge-T, got raped by Huge-D's.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Who do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw the forks and knives down the stairs.
Wanna hear a clean one?
Old man takes a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear a dirty one?
Bubbles is the 14 year old next door.
There were three men, and two of them died.
The last man alive said, "That's two less mouths to feed!"
The morbid jokes on this site.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
The doctor told me I was so retarded, I was required to ride two wheelchairs.
Make a wish.
Kid: I don't want to go to Disney World, I just want to keep living my life.
Make a Wish Staff: Get the F*** out!
I am like currency; people always trade me out for someone better.
How do you punish Stevie Wonder for bad behavior?
You move all of the furniture around.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead!
What does the blind, deaf child get for Christmas?
Cancer.