Short jokes
Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Say _______ is so flat that when someone hit them, they got a paper cut!
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
But why did 7 eat 9?
'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D
What did the fat guy say to the skinny guy?
Fat guy: Does this look fat on me?
Skinny guy: No, I don’t think it’s that.
Fat guy: Thinking.
What's an emo kid's favorite movie?
Suicide Squad.
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
I got jealous when my phone died.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Don't free Britney!
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.