Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Short Jokes
Little Johnny went to the beach, found some cocaine, and died. The end.
A person told an orphan to not move; otherwise, they would kill their parents. What did the orphan do?
It danced its a** off.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
There are "nun" good jokes.
Your hairline is so far back that when I wrote it on a chalkboard, it did not erase.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
What does a hear-moo say? "Fat cow!"
Make America Great Britain again!
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
How do you say “Yes, you look good” in Spanish?
– Sí...
See deez nuts!
