Short jokes
NASA is big fat poo 💩 no🍱🍠🥮🧀🍘🧀.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why did the dog go into the fire?
Because it wanted to be a hot dog!
I am the least serious person ever, but whoever is joking about cancer is vile :)
Get some fucking respect, you silly tramp!
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
What did one cheek say to the other cheek?
"It is a squash in here!"
What is the best day to go to the beach?
On Sunday.
We are going to a country called Bangkok. When we are there, we will Bangkok.
What do you call a bunch of wheelchairs on top of one another?
A vegetable rack.
I bOi jug go CMC?
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
What did the Cheetah say to the Lion?
"I'm a Cheetah!"
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
What's the difference between a frog and a skyscraper? The frog can jump. Hahahahaha!
My favorite website.
What do you call a modern-day plague doctor? A COVID doctor.