What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
Pickle carrots
whats long hard and has cum in it?
a cuCUMber
Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
Riddle me this batman, Whats long round and has cum in the middle Batman: A dick Riddler: NO NO NOOOO iT'S A cuCUMber
What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX
What's thick, long, hard and has cum in it?
Cucumber. Lol. I love the way you think.
What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
What's the definition of suspicious.....,,A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field 💀
What is an orange cucumber........ A carrot duh
What’s a green cucumber....... A carrot
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
