Cucumber Jokes

What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?

You need more dressing.

whats long hard and has cum in it?

a cuCUMber

What’s the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber 🥒

What’s 12 inches and is moist inside?

My record holding cucumbers, locally grown at my farm.

What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs

Riddle me this batman, Whats long round and has cum in the middle Batman: A dick Riddler: NO NO NOOOO iT'S A cuCUMber

What is long, hard and has cum in it? CuCUMber.

What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? SiX

A boy walks in to class with shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “where have you been” the boy says on a peach hill.

Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “Where have you been” boy says on a peach hill.

Then a girl walk in a the teacher says “ And where on earth have you been” the girl says “ well you see...” then teacher stops her and says “ let me guess on a peach hill” girl says “ no on 2 big cucumbers.

Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it

My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬

What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?

A pickle.

I saw my sisters masturbating with a cucumbers and hotdogs. I said "Come on that I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like a hotdogs and cucumbers!

Pickle carrots

Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool