What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
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What’s the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you put the cucumber 🥒
What’s 12 inches and is moist inside? My record holding cucumbers locally grown at my farm
What do u call a cut cucumber? A guy with no legs
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A boy walks in to class with shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “where have you been” the boy says on a peach hill.
Another boy walks in with a shirt, pants, underwear, and socks teacher says “Where have you been” boy says on a peach hill.
Then a girl walk in a the teacher says “ And where on earth have you been” the girl says “ well you see...” then teacher stops her and says “ let me guess on a peach hill” girl says “ no on 2 big cucumbers.
Do u know the similarity between a penis and cucumber is ? They both have cum in it
What kind of veggie is always getting it self into a hard situation?
A pickle.
My Penis is big and long what else is... my condom.....cucumber🥒🥒🥒🥜🖕🤬
Pickle carrots
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Three women walk into a bar and start talking about how loose they are. One fits a sausage, another fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool
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What is the only thing lesbians now how to grow? Cucumbers
Today i went to get a sub and they asked me if i wanted all vegetables.. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What is an orange cucumber........ A carrot duh
What's the definition of suspicious.....,,A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field 💀
why did the cucumber go to the doctor because he wasn't peeling well
