MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
I made a video game about a depressed self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though.... :/
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
why cant asian play base ball - because they will eat the bat
After 40 years Kobe finally learned to pass.
The orphan was playing baseball, he hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
you want to know the bad thing? only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette
what was sally's role in a football game?
the football ;-;
I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling? he kept making strikes
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
What’s a orphan favourite game?
GTA because there actually wanted?
Lol
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
Bet yall did not know Kobe had Blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west
Technoblade should have drank milk, would have gotten rid of all his status effects!
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