Player jokes
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Timo Werner is the best striker in the world.
What do you call a man who offended an NFL player...
Odin Floyd.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Why was the PUBG player sad?
Since all his friends went to school while he went to Pochinki.
Why do you play Call of Duty?
I actually don't know.
The man walks into a bar, reaches into his pocket, and pulls out a tiny piano and a tiny piano player. The piano player starts playing the piano. The guy next to him asks where he got that. The man says there is a genie out on the corner granting wishes.
So the man sitting next to him jumps up and runs outside. He says to the genie, "I want a million bucks." The genie snaps his fingers, and a million ducks appear in the road. The man comes back inside and says, "Hey, that genie is a little hard of hearing." The man says, "Well, did you really think I'd ask for a 12-inch pianist?"
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
I am a George Formby fan, and I love football. My favourite manager was Arsène Wenger. My favourite referee was Collina. My favourite player was Dean Windas. So my favourite George Formby song was "Wenger, Collina, Windas."
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because he doesn’t know where home is.
One time I killed Sam, Stan, and Gran on Roblox, and she was really mad.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
What is a sheep's favorite soccer player? Paul Pogbaaa.
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
What do you call a dick playing badminton?
A shuttlecock.