Player jokes
What do you call a gay baseball player? A homo-run-sexual.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Dongs in a wait
What do hockey players and cops have in common?
They both use sticks to hit something black.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Do you like soccer? My favorite player is Ronaldo, but we can still get Messi.
Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.
I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.
I was given an invisibility cloak by my grandfather, but it was stolen in 2013. After investigating this issue, I have come to the conclusion it was Robert Lewandisney.
That's why he was invisible in every big game since 2013. SHAME ON YOU LEWANDISNEY!
Anyone wanna buy me Season X on Fortnite?
A basketball player walks into a strip club:
"Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"
You caught a Penaldo!
Description: Penaldo, the finished statpadder. It is said that Penaldo drains the energy of its teammates and sells underwears.
Type: Ghost type.
Moves: Dive
Disappear in big games
Cry for pens
Statpad vs farmers
Sells underwear
It was an important knockout game for Al Nassr. I came to Riyad to see my idol Cristiano Ronaldo play. It was my dream for a long time. I took a cab to the stadium, but the driver dropped me off at a haunted house instead.
As soon as I entered the house, I saw a ghost, but the very next moment I realized it's my idolo Ronaldo. Thank you Ronaldo for meeting me!
Eibar-Man! Eibar-Man! Does whatever a ghost can.
Scores a tapin With Xaviesta’s assistance. Misses a pen From close distance.
Lookout! Here comes the Eibar-man!
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Why do orphans make terrible baseball players?
They don't know where home plate is.
Don't be sad if you miss a shot when you yell "Kobe." He didn't make it either.
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.