Player Jokes

A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.

They're all Predators!

The orphan was playing baseball, he hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.

I was playing football with my friends and i got tackled and got a penalty suddenly the ground started shaking and penaldo emerged from the mud and he till the penalty but since it wasn’t andorra he missed. Shame on you penaldo!