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Prank

    • Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"

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    • Villain

    • Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?

    Mom

    • My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

    Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

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    • Story

    • Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.

    Bathroom

    • What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.

    Fact

    • 5 Cobra Kai Facts:

    1: Johnny = Daniel

    2: Miguel > Robby

    3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang

    4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver

    5: Tory is actually a good person.

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