Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
dark humor 0_0
Like this post if you're alive.
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.
Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.
a b c d e f g h i c a bitch infront of me
Every Cobra Kai joke that was made, it's just me.
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
I got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit, that needle hurt.
What's braver than coming out gay? Taking a shit in an elementary school bathroom with those two kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class. Now I kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothing's in there.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
如果你能读到这个笑话,哦,covid 将于 2022 年 2 月 2 日离开
POV: You liked this joke because you're straight.
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging
P or N?