dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
dark humor 0_0
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Dont yall just hate when something FUNNY to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you dont look like a villian ?
my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.
a b c d e f g h i c a bitch infront of me
Every cobra kai joke that was made, its just me.
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
i got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit that needle hurt.
whats braver than coming out gay ? taking a shit in a elementary school bathroom with those 2 kids that always mess with you and turn off the lights.
I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
my jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
5 Cobra Kai Facts: 1: Johnny = Daniel 2: Miguel > Robby 3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang 4: Chozen And Daniel > Kreese And Silver 5: Tory is actually a good person.
Pinned Comment: Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothings in there.
This is how to die soft 101
yo bro you good ? you need a hug?
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