dont you just hate when your the first one sleep at the sleepover and then you hear ''Prank em John"
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Dont yall just hate when something FUNNY to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you dont look like a villian ?
my mom told me to make my dad smile and she will give me $100, so i said ''the cowboys are gonna win the superbowl'' he smiled but my mom didn't give it to me, anyways i forgot about my package coming and the mailman came and i said ''i like your hat teal looks nice on you'' and he smiled and my mom gave me $100.
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Every cobra kai joke that was made, its just me.
Im so poor that when robbers break into my house
they bring me things <_>.
im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Okay long story fast, i walked to gamestop in my house in the kitchen by walmart to a BTS squid game concert and drake and pablo was there for her labor in the cowboys stadium by nike , so i bought pencil from a dead alive man he said ''ZOO WEE MAMA" so yeah.
i got something long stuck inside me last night, dammit that needle hurt.
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I pushed my best friend's chair in class, now i kinda feel bad that he was in a wheelchair.
my jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.
5 Cobra Kai Facts: 1: Johnny = Daniel 2: Miguel > Robby 3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang 4: Chozen And Daniel > Kreese And Silver 5: Tory is actually a good person.
Pinned Comment: Reminder: Check the fridge, but remember nothings in there.
This is how to die soft 101
yo bro you good ? you need a hug?
POV: You liked this joke because your straight
The emo kid tried to give me a handshake, Sadly i left him hanging
P or N ?
FaceBook Story: My mom loves FaceBook she literally posts everyday but this day was sort kind of a hard hit. so what happened was my mom got tired of her old name on facebook, so she changed it to Thatmilf85 and i dont want to explain what milf means but she got a lot of DM ́s from a lot of old guys. BUT, This one exact guy names Johnny Sins asked my mom if she wanted to do a adult film. idk what that is i think its a adult movie of course so she says yes and flys out to San Diego And she never came back after yesterday. and to YOU Johnny Sins my mom better be Ok and that adult film better be a adult movie and not a Por...
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