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What do you call a fat psychic?

A four chin teller.

Unlike my syndrome I keep my chin up 🙌🏽😁

what do you say to a fat Asian? you got more chins then a Chinese phone book

I got complimented by a girl today She said you make me wetter than a downies chin

What do u call nuts on ur chest? Chestnuts What do u call nuts on the wall? Walnuts What do u call nuts on ur chin? A b......

What do you call an overweight psychic?

A four chin teller.

Man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is with an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says “Indian chief know all! $5”. So the fellow’s curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks “What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?”. Chief taps his chin for a moment and says “Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!”. “Eggs?” shouts the guy “Everybody has eggs! I’ve been had!” throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.

Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says “How”. Chief taps his chin for a moment and says “Poached”.

WHATS WRONG WITH MY FRIEND? He’s called dobbie Coleman and has a massive jaw.

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!

How do Asians name there kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon