Short jokes
If Republicans really wanted to enact pro-life legislation, they would ban guns, not abortion.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
You're so bald, the reflection off your head is blinding people in India.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
"Spell ICUP."
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
"Stupid faker, if you're trying to get me to leave the site, it won't work!"
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.
What do you call a snowman that lives in Halloween? Snoween!
Today a girl asked me how big my dick is, so I asked how big her pussy is, and she said, "Come over to my house and find out!"
Bob: Siri, call 666!
*dialing noises*
Bob: Hello?
Bob's dad: Hi!
P.l.a.n.e.
Penis loving Asian now entering.
Girl: I like girls.
Dad: Ok?
Girl 2: I like girls too.
Dad: Okay, so who likes boys?!
Boy: I do.
Help me...
What does NASA say when they don’t want to go in space: Never Access Space Again.
Hi, my name isn't Pi.
Look up at the sky and wonder why.
Why are you alive?
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
To all my bullies: don’t call me gay because I’m not happy.
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