Short jokes
What is green and blue?
Grass and the sky.
Why did the kid go in the guy's van?
Answer: He thought he was being adopted.
Your reflection.
I took a bite of my lunch. “Is that a sand witch?!”
Why did the blonde run outside naked?
She thought the steam was a gas leak.
Where do the Borg eat fast food?
Borger King.
Why did the fat rape victim cross the road?
To block traffic.
Hahaha. These eggs surely crack me up!
1950: In the future there will be flying cars.
2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.
Yeet.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
Why do midgets need a lot of books at school?
So they can reach the top of the desk.
I slip on the wet floor, haha silly water :)
-Kachow!!!!!!!!!!!
-LMQ, You know what comes before lighting? THUNDER KACHIGA
It took Jesus 3 days to respond.
Worst lag ever!
A penguin walks into a bar. The bartender says, "So what will it be this time?" The penguin doesn't answer because it's a penguin.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby?
Throwing the baby off a cliff.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
How do you eat a meat?
You steak it in your mouth.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.