Short jokes
That forehead is so tall it can eat a plane! Open wide!
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
"Stop it," said he.
Yo mama is so stupid that she studied for a COVID test.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
I like trains.
*train hits him*
The cannibal says to the other cannibal, "I like it when humans fall from the sky because then they are meateor."
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Home Alone.
When does a kid become an orphan?
When the parents leave.
I went to a depressed person and said, "Do you wanna hang with me?"
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.