Short jokes
Why did the cake say to the scammer? "I'll scam you up!"
How many fingers am I holding? I'm not holding any fingers.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What do you get when you cross an atheist an insomniac?
Someone who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.
Why is the beach friendly?
Because it waves!
Why can't orphans have friends?
They will stay together.
Why did the boy ask a question to the girl?
Wanna hear a pun?
Welp, I'll punch you with one!
Oliver
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
So I went to the bank and a lady asked me to check her balance... so I pushed her over.
Iron Man: Where are you from?
Thor: Asgard.
Iron Man: Do you mean ass guard?
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What do you call a bad joke?
A bad Noah!
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My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
My daughter is super smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.