What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Short Jokes
What did the other wave say to the other wave?
"Nothing, they just waved!"
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
Don't free Britney!
I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?
In prison, they called me sweet cheeks.
Why do emos cut their arms? Because they can't cut the rope.
Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.
Your favorite music artist is Cardi B? I prefer Cardi A+ if I'm being honest.
You're so fat you probably apply sunscreen with a paint roller.
Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I just came across my wife’s Tinder profile and I’m so angry about her lies.
She is not “fun to be around.”
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
