Short jokes
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Stinky Steve.
Your mum's so fat that when she goes to KFC, they run out of stock of chicken.
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
Where's the best place to spawn camp at the hospital?
The maternity ward.
Belief in Egyptian gods is just Ra-ng (wrong). 😁
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
What's bad? A nut allergy.
Why wasn’t the frog 🐸 crying?
Because he was hoppy.
Why can’t orphans order from Costa?
They need a parent or guardian with them.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
What is the fastest cake in the world?
Scone.
I put my leg up in the air sometimes, singing ayo, I'm a flamingo...
If an orphan were to get a takeaway, what’s the home address?
Look at the bright side!
The worst is behind us.
What goes up but never past the digits 15?
A Make-A-Wish kid...
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.