Short jokes
I was gonna clean my room
before I got high.
Why was the baby ant confused?
Because its uncles were all aunts!
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
I saw a dad shave his daughter's head because she made fun of a woman with cancer.
Good thing she didn’t make fun of a pregnant woman 🤭
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
My enemy told me I’m adopted, so I told him at least I got adopted.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, and I asked him, "Where are your parents?" Then he started crying harder.
My friend asked me once, "Is there any religion in the world that preaches a god who masturbates in a closed room?"
"Islam it is."
What do you call a white kid at the back of class?
A school shooter.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.
A kid goes to bed with his dad because he’s scared of the dark. Turns out he just wanted to have sex.
Ashes to ashes, priests prefer boys, 'cause they don't have to shave their asses.
I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.