Short jokes
What do you get when you cross the terms homeless and abandoned?
POORphan
Q: Why did the fly go to the hospital?
A: For the doctor to make it get "butter!"
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Why is the cheetah so fast?
Because it can't walk slow.
Last Christmas, I took a picture of your mom.
It's still printing.
My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
I once dated a math teacher. It turned out she was nothing but problems.
Who eats sleeping? A robot.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lick-alot-a-puss.
Guy feels something on his back.
“Oh God, please let that be a rifle.”
“Nope. I’m just real happy to see you.”
How come lepers don't play cards?
Well, if they lose a couple of hands...
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bone."
"Bone who?"
"It's nice to meet cha'. Can we be friends? I'm bone-ly here."
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
I was gonna clean my room
before I got high.
My grandpa's last words were, "Why is there a body in my kitchen?"
No witnesses.
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
Yo Mama is so FAT, it wasn't an iceberg that sank it, she was called, "THE MAMABERG!"