Short jokes
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Keep yourself safe!
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What did the Twin Towers say when they saw the airplane?
Batter up!
I came across a pic of the oldest man on earth on IG. He was 132 years old.
I commented "age is just a number" for him; now I'm banned.
Racism.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Iron jug.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
If I had kept all my two cents to myself, I'd have enough money to publish my own newspaper now.
Friend: Hi!
Me: Who are you?
Friend: ...your friend?
Me: What are you talking about? The doctor already said I couldn’t have any.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
Your mom's so poor, she chased the garbage truck with her grocery list.
How to turn on an Indian: push the red button.
How many people fit in a tree?
I don't know, you tell me.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.