A man is depressed and he sighs. A bully says, "Stop sighing, you sound like some guys having a threesome!"
Short Jokes
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both love naughty souls.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
If you're taking notes in history class, aren't you just rewriting history?
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
What kind of streets do ghosts haunt?
Dead ends.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
I would invite you to play baseball, but there's no home for you to run to.
Whoever said men will f**k anything that moves is *dead* wrong.
What do you call a downy who can't get a girlfriend?
Down bad.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
"Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence."
The extra detention didn't do much, but the extra chromosome definitely did.
