Short jokes
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Why are graveyards so popular? Because people are always dying to get into them.
Keep calm and curry on!
I don’t like stairs. They are always up to something.
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
Why tie when you can knot?
Snort poo poo.
When I went to see the doctor, he remarked that he hadn't seen me in a while.
I said that I have been ill.
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
I told my friend to look at the clock, then I said, "Is this a bad time?"
My reverse psychologist told me I didn't have it in me to make a recovery.
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Mr. Bunler.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
Why is helium so expensive? It is due to inflation.
What do you call Holly and Elenji?
A couple.
Wanna hear a joke?
Yeah.
...
What's the joke?
I said it already!
Looks like McSkillet McKilledIt.
Roses are red, I like weed,
If you say yes then I'll do a "good deed."
Walking's a chore, let alone crawling.