Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Char_Char
Your mum went to the dentist so she could install blue tooth
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Like if I am emo.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either
i got kicked out of a library today
because i put a book about women's rights in the fantasy section